Having been infested by moths we're now assailed by an incessant and implausibly loud chirruping of sparrows. One jarring note emitted repeatedly by two of the little yobs. It's been two days now.
I suppose there's a turf war going on in our back garden. I feel like a civilian victim caught in the middle. And I'm not even going to think about bloody sparrow poetry. Any tips on getting rid of them?